A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

Lying Farter by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

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lying fart

lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts

damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart

lying fart by hezdai November 16, 2020

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Lying dildo

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.

She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.

Lying dildo by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

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lying motherfucker

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Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that lying motherfucker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that lying motherfucker.

lying motherfucker by q1w2e3r4t5 January 20, 2008

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