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Lardass

As in "Pulling a Lardass".

Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.
Mike: "Man- I have GOT to quit this website, I am gonna get fired!"

Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"
by Scott Lindeman November 8, 2006
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lardass ninja

1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
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Ludacris

The best rappa to date, amazing songs, vocals, beats, rhymes, flow, melody, and likes to diss Shaq......if you don't like rap don't read this you won't know what the fuck i am talkin about, Ludacris is a muthafuckin pimp
Ludacris, is a muthafucken pimp And if all y'all don't like it, do one thing......GET THE FUCK BACK
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Ludaverse

The location Snoop Dogg takes his "bitch," subsequent to "hitting her booty first." He is rumored to have been drunk at the time of declaration.
As taken directly from his mouth:
"Yo, yo, yo. Incoherent I'll hit your booty first, then I'll take you to the ludaverse."
by Martin R. February 21, 2008
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Ludacrisities

Duncan and andrew were in falkirk on sunday... it was full of ludacrisities.
by The black sparrow April 22, 2009
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Lura bad boys

A small group of bad boys from Lura, Norway. The baddest boys, but in a good way (they get all the pussy)
Oh my god, look at that stud!
Ya I know, he is part of Lura bad boys, they are all studs.
by Pussy_Destroyer_69pimphustla January 18, 2022
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Code Lurpak

Used to describe when a piece of gossip is highly classified information and must not be passed on. Originates from "Lurpak" butter, which is notoriously hard to spread when cold. Therefore, a Code Lurpak is information that cannot be spread.
Person 1: So, can I tell Person 3 about what happened between you and that girl last night?
Person 2: No! Definitely not! That is a Code Lurpak!
by Daniel L 1701 April 12, 2007
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