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Waitress Lottery

The act of sitting at a restaurant or bar table (particlularly a Hooters type establishment) and seeing if your waitress is the best one there or not. Winning the waitress lottery often involves getting the prettiest waitress, but it can also mean getting the friendliest one or simply the one who is most efficient.
Example 1:
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.

Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
by TPD in Big D October 23, 2009
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Lotte

German nickname for Charlotte. Often can be seen doing matrix manuvers. Beware of Lottes. she can make a great friend but if you are a guy you will fall in love with her and she will break your heart.
Wow! look at that book she caught!
Yeah Lotte, way to be all matrix about it!
by Lolipop bo Rae January 8, 2009
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lottery

An idea stolen by the government from the people who ran them illegally. Many states send a percentage of lottery revenue to the public school system.
People are going to play the lottery whether is it legal on not, so why not let the government control it?
In Texas, 30% of revenue is reserved for public schools while only 7% goes to the lottery commission.
by guided fox April 3, 2005
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lottery

A tax on people who can't do math.
The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.
by Proud Conservative October 22, 2003
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Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.
Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!
by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008
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genetic lottery

Having a perfect jawline, clear skin, bright eyes and amazing hair
Damn, what does it feel like to win the genetic lottery, James?
by definictionist :) February 8, 2017
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Lottery Pick

A prospect who is marrying material and possesses many if not all the attributes you'd want in a partner
Chris- Damn! Not only does that girl look good, she's got a personality to match

Keith- Lottery Pick!!
by KillaKeith608 July 15, 2011
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