lose a few pounds 

1. When one needs to defecate, and it feels as if it will be some kind of a record. Weight loss occurs by way of the shit being transferred from the large intestine to the toilet, resulting in a significant loss of weight. May be calculated with more accuracy by replacing said toilet with a produce scale.

"Man, I'm going to the bathroom to lose a few pounds. It might be some kind of a record!"

"Ummm yeah, I just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so I'm warning you: You might need to wear a chemical mask."

lose a few pounds by Boukisan June 19, 2008

Lose Your Boner 

Any event that serves to kill any and all excitement previously generated.

"I know this test sucks, but it's nothing to Lose Your Boner about"

"Alright team, we played a great game tonight, but we've got one more to win. So don't Lose Your Boner yet."

"Is it just me or did you just Lose Your Boner?"

"I know got an A on the last test, but this chapter is completely different. So Lose Your Boner at the door, 'cause it's gonna be a long night."

Lose Your Boner by TheObsticle December 7, 2009

lose me 

to delete someone's number , aim screen name , myspace , any information to contact the person after a break up or argument / fight

girlfriend: its over
boyfriend: okay

girlfriend: lose me

lose me by amymarcelina January 4, 2010

Lose the plot 

To lose all self control and go absolutely bonkers. Make stupid and irrational decisions. In most cases only lasts a few minutes but sometimes can be permanent which will require long periods of habitation in psychiatric hospitals with the men in white coats.

Jimmy will lose the plot when he finds out someone stole his New Kids On The Block album.

Lose the plot by Limbodancer November 7, 2018

lose-by 

Pronounced loo-zz-bee. An alternate name for the sport called rugby. Ultimately, this sport is quite lose. Hence the name lose-by.

S: why do you like lose-by?
M: coz its win!
S: nah... it's lose.

lose-by by MikkaD March 27, 2009

Lose one's shit 

Verb. To become so overwhelmed with excitement or euphoria that a person literally shits themselves, often without realising or caring.

To lose one's shit:

"You should have seen him - he was so happy with the result that he lost his shit!"

"Her crush made eye contact with her and smiled, and she lost her shit."

Lose one's shit by Sakura44 June 20, 2016

Lose-Air 

it is an abbreviation of the word loser but not too harsh

hAhA uR sUtCh A lOsE-aIr

Lose-Air by Jakube Goora (DESTROYER OF UNI January 1, 2020