gay lottery

When a gay man enters into a relationship with a man that wears the same size shirts, pants, and shoes, thereby doubling the size of both men's wardrobe.

"Dave totally hit the gay lottery dating Brad because now he has twice as many clothes to wear!"

by J.R.N November 28, 2007

looter

(N) 1 a: A person who steals everything they can get their hands on, regardless of the fact that the stolen item may be totally useless or broken. b: A person who steals ideas to further their own social situation, anyone who someone who steals ideas. c: A derogatory colloquialism for a troublesome pet.

(a) He couldn't believe how his lovely wife had become such a complete looter. She was even stealing plastic lunch trays from fast-food restaurants.

(b) He collapsed in tears in front of the entire office. he admitted that he was the looter which had stolen the Muppets in Space movie idea and sold it to the Russians.

(c) Pox... get out of the bag of cat food, I just fed you... God, I swear, you are such a looter

by Tlahtoani Anubis June 6, 2005

Baby Lottery

Putting a funnel in a girl's vagina while you and your friends all masturbate into the funnel, then 9 months later you all go in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

The entire baskeball team participated in a baby lottery on a sexy cheerleader. Nine months later, Billy was the winner.

by Dick McMoose December 3, 2005

red lottery

The winner of the red lottery is a guy that brings home a chick for hot coffee, who's having her period.

"So, did you get any action last night?"
"No,I won the red lottery"
"ROFL that's disgusting!"

by ondeKjetil November 26, 2006

negative lottery

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.

I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.

by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010

Mudchute Lottery

A polite, kid friendly, office-appropriate alternative to saying you've just been "fucked or screwed in the ass" by someone or as the result of an unfortunate event.

I heard you were late and the boss chewed you out. Pam took credit for my proposal too. Man, you just can't win can you? Actually, it's my lucky day. I keep winning the mudchute lottery!

by JKTheTrendsetter December 3, 2010

poot looter

One who loots the poot chute on a regular basis.

"A.J. is the poot looter extraordinaire."

by Dr. Burgle February 2, 2007