Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.

"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018

Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.

Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.

by mhycro April 17, 2019

Logistic

Hilarious; tends to be used in a group linked to Michigan

“Bruh, that joke was so logistic.”

by Loyalixre August 17, 2019

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Logistically irrelevant

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?

Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Loint

A rare form of Pokemon, only obtained by a small group of people. Most don't even know it exists.

I went to check on my Loint today!

by luveyywurdgirll June 25, 2008

login

it's the part of the male body that makes girls say wow
in short words is the dick ,or weiner ,,or whatever you want to call it .

hey dude , your login is too small ,,why you dont get a mancuernaso to get it long and stronger ?

by ericslash January 16, 2008