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sausage locker

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A name for a overly used Vagina, typically one that is used by 2 or 3 different men in a day.
Lindsey is such a whore, her cunt is a fucking sausage locker !
by Snowmann September 26, 2007
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Street Locker

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That's when you stash you're gear, trees, Del Taco, whatever inside of a newspaper vending machine.

1. Place 50 cents into your local newspaper machine.

2. Remove those newspapers, that's your hustle grab those papers and network your self work on your HEMS.

3. Place your stash in the street locker and add a SOLD OUT sign to the window.

4. Come back at the end of the day retrieve your gear.
I can't be carry this steamin' bag of del taco up in hurr the boys gunna me fiendin' let me stash it in my street locker at the corner store.
by Xtrem3 August 24, 2008
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If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.
Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
by Hoonta January 27, 2012
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sock n lock

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A home made weapon.
It's made by putting a heavy lock (e.g.: a master lock) in a balled up sock, then in the other from the pair.
It draws from the Morningstar or "mace and chain" style bludgeoning techniques
Its fast to make, and non-assembled is not considered a deadly weapon. It deals far more damage then merely swinging a heavy chain.

Its sometimes referred to as a smiley due to the mark left by the locks bolt.
Back in the 30's, idiots rumbled with chains, bats, and switchblades. Now they rumble with guns, but I still use my sock n lock to bash up the neighborhood cars.
by McNostril January 13, 2006
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shit locked

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its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.
i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work
by Richie1966 February 18, 2009
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Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
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Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004
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