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lint toast

The act of 2 or more males gathering naked in a circle. Placing bread/toast in the middle. The male participants must then begin to pleasure themselves until the point of ejaculation. Once the final participant has ejaculated on the bread/toast. He must then eat the bread/toast.
I'm always in the mood for a game of lint toast. Only if I'm not the last guy to ejaculate.
by Blitzed4lyfe20 May 18, 2016
mugGet the lint toastmug.

Lint Soup

When lint resides in your belly button and you jerk off on your stomach, you create lint soup.
"with Josh's outty he can not make lint soup"

"if you dont cum on your stomach, you can't make lint soup"

Girl friend: "im hungary"
Boyfrined: "ill make you some lint soup"
by kulplander September 7, 2011
mugGet the Lint Soupmug.

lint licker

Someone who is licking lint. The act of being lame, uncool, flaky, or basically insult worthy. Used to replace common 4 letter bombs and inappropriate sayings. Good to use around the kiddies and on tv.
You lint licker!

Dude, stop being a lint licker and come surf with us.

Hes been a big lint licker lately.
by Andizzle-Dazzle May 8, 2008
mugGet the lint lickermug.

Pocket Lint

A word derived from the lint found at the bottom of your hoodies or jeans. Simply translated, pocket lint means weed.
"I just got a dime of pocket lint" or "Do up that P.L."
by 'Tits July 16, 2007
mugGet the Pocket Lintmug.

scrotom lint

an incredibly insignificant little shithead who thinks they're all that
What the fuck does that little piece of scrotom lint want now?
by PilotMike April 2, 2005
mugGet the scrotom lintmug.

smoking lint

The act of Combing the carpet for small pieces of crack and then smoking what you find. It is known as smoking lint because it is rare to actually find crack. More likely you are smoking small pieces of fiber or a potato chip.
Ralf was smoking lint the other night and ended up smoking a piece of a french fry.
by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007
mugGet the smoking lintmug.

choad lint

this is the little pieces of lint and debris that hang in the pubic hair right below your choad. choad lint often results because of wearing wool or cotton boxers or briefs,
GOD DAM! I am so fucking sick of picking this fucken choad lint out of my ass!
by m0n3y maker October 13, 2006
mugGet the choad lintmug.

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