Arch Linux Users

A toxic race of fat people that assert dominance over Ubuntu users.

See: Arch Linux, Third Reich

(Person 1): I can’t install arch!! Can someone help?
(Arch Linux Users): www.archlinux.org/read-the-fucking-manual

by Winux October 12, 2023

Linux from scratch

Linux from scratch is a way of trolling new Linux users into wasting thier time with compiling useless compilers to compile other useless compilers to compile neofetch which doesn't even display a custom ascii logo because your useless distribution doesn't have one so all of that doesn't even lead to you getting any karma over on r/unixporn.

WHOHOO I finally managed to get into a tty and now I'm gonna go over and tell everyone i use Linux from scratch, wait i forgot to install X important system utility and have to start over NOOOO

by Zsh4 January 9, 2022

New Lenox

A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.

The best thing about New Lenox is .... Oh wait never mind. This place sucks.

by I like cheez-it January 29, 2018

Arch linux user

A person who uses arch Linux on their computer, thinks they are superior to everyone else. Very rude to everyone and repels every woman in a 95-mile radius.

new linux user: how do i fix this bug?
Arch linux user: Get lost. Read the fucking manual you idiot! Very easy to fix.
ubuntu user: this is my setup
Arch linux user: bruh imagine using ubuntu💀💀💀

by Coolboy300 June 7, 2023

linoleum knife

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."

by c gizzel May 2, 2007

linx

A mega babe, often with exotic features, whose magnetizing, sensual movements are reminiscent of a wild cat.

1. That girl's a real linx, the way she moves across the dance floor.

2. How was your night? Amazing, caught a real linx.

3. You couldn't hit that, she's too linx for your ass.

by lejfs May 31, 2016

linux

The Operating System that POWERS urbandictionary you assholes.

Go on to www.netcraft.com
Then look up "www.urbandictionary.com" on the web server search. I see SEVEN linux servers, and 2 netbsd/openbsd servers.

I was able to install Mandrake Linux on my computer without any help, BECAUSE I RTFM! Like when I first installed WINDOWS!!

All the people who said shit about linux either:
1) Heard about it from Microsoft
2) Heard about it from SCO
3) Heard about it from some anti-linux group.
4) Saw a friend use Slackware
5) Saw a friend use the terminal.
6) Tried using Slackware as their first distro.

Linux is a great computer for all uses except crashing on you.

Ubuntu, Suse, Mandrake, and MEPIS are great linux distros that offer excellent user friendliness WITH GRAPHICAL TOOLS. So you don't even HAVE TO USE THE FUCKING TERMINAL!!

Only thing you can't do is run Windows stuff, like WINDOWS AIM, and WINDOWS EXPLORER, so don't even try doing stupid ass stuff.

Dumbass:: Linux sucks because there's no aim client.
Me:: Dumbass, AIM FOR LINUX, GAIM, KOPETE, LICQ, and NAIM!

by tsphan December 2, 2004