Life

Life likes to sneak attack you when you least expect it. You will just be minding your own business and it FUCKS YOU.

It keeps thrusting away with no lube until your ass no longer has spokes.

Life then rapes you again and cums in your eyeballs.

Just when you think its over, life gouges out your eyeball and fucks your eye socket.

Life then its friend gouge out the other eye and they proceed to perform double penetration in your eye sockets.

Their cum drains down your body deep, deep, deep, into the pit of your stomach and makes you puke.

Life then uses your puke as lube to finish the job and leaves you sore, covered in cum and puke, and with no eyeballs.

Hey bro, I know this is kind of a weird question, but I don't have anyone else. Will you please to come to the emergency room with me? I was just horribly, brutally raped by life. And you're going to have to drive cause that sick fuck took my eyes too this time.

by Dollface Killah July 07, 2011

Life

Life is ...what you make it. You feel like shit? Because you want to feel like shit! You feel happy? Because your enjoying your life. If your living life might as well make the best of it. You don't like it? Don't take the easy way out by killing yourself, do something extreme to make your life more thrilling.

"Nothing in life is certain, except death"
"I heard life sucks, BOY AM I GLAD I DON'T HAVE ONE"

by LiveLife May 27, 2006

Life

It sucks. End of story.

A bird shit on my head when i was on my date.
That's life for ya.

by Sean Gilmour March 15, 2008

Life

Is what your doing right now. Don't ignore it. Live it. Don't get left behind and don't leave others behind take them for a ride.

I can't go on.
There's always tomorrow

by Maddy March 30, 2005

Life

Lifes a Bitch and then you marry one.

Dude my life is a god dam bitch!.

Good thing you didnt marry one like me.

by The Lunch Maker! May 07, 2008

Life

A beautiful gift that you are only given one chance to do your best at. Nothing is better than it.

I'm Sorry, you should ask for deletion of this because it is inacurate and disturbing. If your happy its because your doing something wrong

by Haryazz December 10, 2003

Life

You know what life really is? You're born.you suck your mother's tits.you get older, you suck your girlfriends tits.You get married.You suck your wife's tits.Someone sucks your tits in the morgue

Two types of people in this world (Leaders and followers) only there's a shortage on 1 of them

by Whiteblood June 16, 2004