dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart

"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."

by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023

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Late Night Lasagna

When one sets out with the intent of starting a small simple project, but by the time they have finished, it has become a complex and time consuming masterpiece.

"I was just gonna put some new spark plugs in but.. by the time i left auto zone for the fifth time this week, i realized it was my late night lasagna. Runs better than ever now."

by RokubiVoid June 25, 2016

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Switch my lasagna around

Masturbate.

Hey, I'll be right back, I need to switch my lasagna around.

by Onehundredpercentvanilla March 29, 2022

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Lasagna

One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.

Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool

by claustrophobic chicken February 6, 2005

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a place full of a lot of either smart white people or asian/indians. administration is trying so hard to kick out the asians and replace them with mexicans but yeah all i can say is its not lookin too cute. no matter who you are you will feel dumb here, its just what its like. take the thing that you think you're the best at. yup there's someone better than you at that thing at lasa. also not to mention if you go here your chances for standing out to colleges are fucked. you will get depressed. also it smells bad. oh and its shaped like a vag. sure, people from LASA get into great schools, but sorry, only applies if your name is priyatha or priyanka or prinath

dude, i go to LASA high school and the halls literally smell like curry no cap

by 72896kld May 2, 2020

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