Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.
by Maurina October 31, 2006
Get the Lettuce Gnomesmug. Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.
Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?
Bro 2. Titty Bar?
Bro 1. Shit yeah!
Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.
Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.
Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?
Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.
Bro 2. Titty Bar?
Bro 1. Shit yeah!
Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.
Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.
Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?
Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.
by Dbos617 May 22, 2009
Get the Crisp Lettucemug. As Keith got Game of Thrones loaded up on the DVR, Dave packed a fat bowl of the devil's lettuce and prepared to get high as balls.
by Dstyles April 8, 2013
Get the Devil's Lettucemug. by The Devil's Lettuce March 27, 2016
Get the the devil's lettucemug. studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.
by McInnes May 15, 2005
Get the hacking the lettucemug. by Sky @ Texas July 13, 2006
Get the magical lettucemug. An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022
Get the Bitchass Lettucemug.