taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).

With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.

by EdRBr June 3, 2006

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle

Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure

by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021

Mandarin Lessons

Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.

Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

Lessoning

To learn a valuable lesson part taken place

Matthew: Hey, can you call back, I'm trying to lessoning my studies for the test.

by Sadrock May 18, 2023

Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.

Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"

by finnrmyman November 9, 2023

armenian lesson

Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.

Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7

by hayeren January 7, 2018