lemming

A character from a video game that has green hair, a snouted face, and blue clothing.

This lemming is a blocker.

by 4 am June 3, 2017

anal lemming

One that goes to the anus and hangs out there after penitration.no thrusting or movement.

Anal lemming; He bent her over and inserted his cock into her ass then he stood there still for hours as an anal lemming would.

by Sparkybulldog November 8, 2015

Lemming'd

To boldly lie and defame a person or place in order to achieve what one wants.

To openly lie and make false accusations against a person or place in order to get someone to do what you would like.

My wife wanted to go out to eat the other night and she wanted to go to Olive Garden. Well, I hate that place so I 'Lemming'd' her and made up nasty things about the restaurant to convince her not to eat there.

by Will Chambers July 7, 2004

Lemming Train

Online first person shooter battles. Groups of players follow another rushing player across an open battlefield without reason or understanding of tactics and get themselves killed very early in battle. These inexperienced players follow the monkey see monkey do mentality thinking they are safe by numbers. See Lemming rush.

Look at all those guys rushing up over the ridge and getting killed. Such easy pickings. What a lemming train.
Half our idiot team thought it would be great to break off and lemming train across the open field. Now it's just our 5 tanks againt their 12 >:(

by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016

Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'

by penno May 3, 2008

josiah leming

that kid from american idol that lived in his car and cried a lot.

Josiah Leming is a pussy.

by Michele Craver April 11, 2008

yak and 2 lemmings

see meat and potatoes

i have a yak and 2 lemmings

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003