laundry day

The perfect excuse to go commando

I always go commando on Laundry Day

by g4rf February 24, 2006

laundromat sex

When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.

I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

fort lauderdale

THE SH*T!

city about 30 min north of miami. not a white community as previously stated.. its a mixture !
many different parts to ft. lauderdale..

you: hey what part of fort lauderdale do you live in?

me: Coral Springs, you?.

you: oh, i just moved from Pompano to Sunrise, now i can go to Sawgrass all the time.

me: cool, i'm stuck at Coral Square :(

by Vanessa babii February 23, 2009

laundrymonster

To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.

I think it's time to do my laundry before the laundrymonster eats my dog.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

Laundry Fairy

When you empty the washing machine and find a coin at the bottom, you have been visited by the Laundry Fairy, an ethereal being more charitable than the Tooth Fairy (although in some reported cases, the money has been left in exchange for an article of clothing).

Why is this quarter cold & wet? It was a gift from the Laundry Fairy!

by Frank Witner January 21, 2011

landerdoodle

1. A cross between KLL and a poodle.
2. A subversive cluster f#cking of a simple task.

1. LL: Do you like our new Landerdoodle? Do you think it looks more like the stud or the bitch?
KP: Definitely, the stud. I recognize those neuticles.

2. Damn, I need to start over...this has been completely landerdoodled.

by fu_db May 19, 2009

Horny nigga laundry basket

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.

horny nigga laundry basket stole my bike

by Suckmyjuice69 February 14, 2019