Larsches Lox

The only way to describe a well cultivated mullet.

Rachel from Beefs Barbers has done a great job on Shmick’s Larsches Lox.

by ShmickROK November 26, 2019

launchcraft

A piece of shit invented by a curly haired dude

Guy 1: Hey, have you installed the newest launchcraft.
Guy 2: Yeah it deleted my %appdata%
Guy 3: I always knew that curly haired dude was a motherfucker

by CurlyGHater July 28, 2012

launchtrip

The last Big family trip before your kids move out and become adults.

Our family is going in a launchtrip to Europe before the kids go to college.

by Amandamay June 14, 2018

lurnch

Lunch in New Orleans

Barney: I’m hungry

Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush

by the comand'r October 22, 2022

Launching The Jellies

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.

"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|

by spaceunderscore May 1, 2023

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020

glocket launcher

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.

30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.

by Le potat October 21, 2021