Langert

Langerts tend to be angry creatures who are usually found any place there is alcohol and/or large breasts. They generally attack when their victims least expect it and usually use an attack known as the "grizzly bear" or "billy goat". Be sure to not get too close to a Langert when he is near alcohol/large breasts. They have a unique mating call and you know one is close when you hear hunters chant "Get Langert Laid! Get Langert Laid!". This creature tends to have a problem sealing the deal when it comes to mating. This creature may become extinct if this problem isn't solved as soon as possible. Langerts are also known for their pick up lines and ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol. These creatures travel alone and may attack at any time.

I hear the get Langert Laid chant, he must be near.

Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert

by muffycriedduringthenotebooktoo February 4, 2010

Langer

1. Penis
2. Thundering idiot
3. drunk (pl)

He was so langers (or langerated) last night, he never put his langer back in after a wazz(pee), what a langer!

by RaZaHberry October 5, 2006

Thomas James Longley

A British actor, who appeared in theatre shows of the London fringe as a child before moving onto film work. Is most notable for his lead role as Matt in the horror film 'Sparrow' released in 2010.

Thomas James Longley was once considered for a role in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

by urbanhappy July 30, 2010

Langley Secondary School

The most neglected school in Langley, British Columbia, Canada. Known for its great arts program and crappy student atmosphere, this school is for the brave and brave only. It has no money to spend and is what the other poorhouse school up the hill, Brookswood Secondary, calls "ghetto". No cliques, just gangs and a whole lot of smokers, druggies and gangs. It seems fine on the surface but really that place should have been closed down half a century ago. No homework, poor maintenance and no funding it what sums up a day at LSS.

Friend: Hey, man, where d'ya go to school?
LSS Student: Langley Secondary School.
Friend: Aw, man, you're not serious. That place is so ghetto.

by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010

Langley High School

One of the nation's best high schools, ranked at #98 in the nation. We may not be too good in football, track or most other fall or winter sports, but we wreck in wrestling, lacrosse and tennis. in fact, we are godly at lacrosse.

We do come from wealthy families, but kids here mind their own business and won't pick on you unless you're an idiot that tries to stand out. The girls here aren't all plastic. Like any other school, we have the plastic hoes, the pretty, genuine girls, the ugly girls, etc.

Our rival is McLean.

Man, I really wish we could win states in lacrosse, but we had the misfortune to be in the same state as Langley.

Fuck, Langley High School just won wrestling districts for the 12th year in a row. This is embarrassing.

Langley High School won in tennis again? I thought TJ was supposed to be good.

We may smoke weed, but at Langley High School, we get into Ivy League schools anyways.

by This Is Saxon Country November 6, 2012

langerz

a 1337 programmer who thinks very highly of himself. Fairly intelligent who doesn't have the development skillz to pay the billz yet.

that's so langerz.....

by Joshua Langley January 16, 2007

Langley Window

An extremely small restored down window on a computer monitor used for discreet internet browsing, esp. at work.

Do you think I can't see you've got a Langley window open?

by monkeyboy101monkeyboy101 April 19, 2018