Lancs

The biggest, most sexiest, hottest young male to have ever ventured the world, he loves everything, including the Welsh. In his sexy Partyhat t-shirt and his inability to lay Rachael.

Blind man: Don't we all wish we could have them skinny jeans with the hot hair and the knowledge of Lancs? Blind man 2: Yeah he has the sexiest ass known to man

by Rowlii October 22, 2008

Lancing

Lancing is a large town in the south of england, 20 minutes from Brighton that is now home to a huge amount of chavs that live on one of many neighboring council estates. Rife with drugs and crime, a trip to one of these estates may be your last, as might a trip to somerfield as they congregate outside it of an evening. The only area able to escape this invasion is North Lancing, an area full of expensive houses and lovely quiet roads. Disturbingly, this is where a lot of Lancing's chavs live and probably where the LSM Crew (Lancing Sompting Massive)yes, really, was formed. All of the chavs from Lancing go to Boundstone Community College, where 99% of the students there have fallen victim to the chav epidemic.

Typical Lancing teenager:

'Oiii Chaz wana go sit outside Somerfield? Well bangin im well 'ardcore'

by Emo Ranger November 6, 2008

lance

a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.

The knights charged one another with their lances.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

lanced it

When you screw up anything, or make an uneducated comment on a topic or just general conversation.

You lanced it pretty good. Stop lancing it.

by White suburban November 25, 2014

Lanced

7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.

"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."

by SherLee January 16, 2013

a lance

The act in which an individual pulls a lance, see "Pulling a Lance."

That dumbass is such a lance, he always acts like a lance.

by agentbeezy and eminem November 10, 2009

lance

(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.

I lanced my way to victory.

He really lanced his career.

I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012