Lamont Jordan

A running back in the NFL.

"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive"

by stierney March 24, 2005

lamont

cant get pussy lmfao

lamont cant get pussy lmfao

by ransfordhasasmallcock September 18, 2021

Lamont

Sexy ass nigga ready to fuck if you are. mister steel your girl and loves to party

Nikki: Lamont stole jacks girl last week

by @Ifuckedyourbitchfatmotherfuck December 8, 2021

Eilidh Lamont

A bitch , not so confident but blames other people on anything possible is really two faced and not a trust worthy person normally fat not going to lie

Eilidh Lamont is a whale

by Whale beater May 6, 2019

Lamonteing

The act of blowing into someone's anus.

When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.

Did you see the guy at the club lamonteing that stripper? Shit's gross.

by SFWESC January 28, 2014

Lamont

A bullshit "dummy" invoice given to customers to swindle money.

Derived from the 70's tv show Sanford & Son, the son, Lamont Sanford. His father would call him a dummy. "You dummy Lamont you dummy!"

Hey DK we need a Lamont, yesterday.

by Lagerhead01 October 16, 2009

La Monte

A suck ass town in west central Missouri that is full of white trash, hicks, Mexicans, wiggers and wanna be rich kids. The athletes walk around the crappy, piss poor school as if they were shit, even though they loose the majority of their games and are the joke of the conference. All the girls are looser than a fat women who has gastric bypass surgery's jeans and are easy to get out their Hollister jeans.The guys are pussies who like they are pretend that they are gangsters.

Guy 1: Hey do we have a basketball game tonight?
Guy 2: Yea, its against La Monte
Guy 1: Oh we are going to win, they suck ass

by BA-ZEEEEERT January 28, 2006