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Leamington

Leamington, Ontario. A small city in southwestern ontario, which lies on the shores of lake erie, with a population of about 30,000. Has a small crappy skyline, of about 5 buildings. 45 Minute drive from Windsor. Every summer the population pretty much doubles as all the mexican and jamaican immigrants come to work in the greenhouses and impregnate all the fat mennonite woman, which is pretty much half of all the woman in leamington. Home to point pelee national park, which has the most southern tip in all of canada. Was ranked best place to live in Canada in 2006, but since then has gone down. Also is home to the HJ Heinz company, which supplies heinz products throughout north america.
Leamington, "The Sunparlor Of Canada" Which is a pretty boring nickname if you ask me..
by Iaintjohnniggason! January 10, 2011
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lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!
I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.
by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011
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lamington

Australian food. Traditional small sponge cake squares covered in chocolate icing and sprinkled with coconut.
I ate a lamington today.
by Alexil July 16, 2008
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Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.
"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"
by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012
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Laying Conduit

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.
Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.
by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021
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chill-laxing

She came home after a hard work week, opened a bottle of wine, made shrimp scampi and began a chill-laxing weekend,
by Nicole Lewis October 18, 2007
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violet laing

the word you use when ur sock gets wet and u cant put it back on
im im violet laingin out here after i went to the pool
by violetisawhore May 27, 2020
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