Los Angeles Lakers

#1 The Best Team in the History of the NBA

#2 The Most Hated Team in the History of the NBA

#1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.

#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"

by Spikesy July 13, 2006

LA lakers vest

A vest once worn by the weed bandit.Worn to cover ones hair chest while swimming when asked to take it off point at the women and young children wearing vests and accused the lifegaurd of sexism.Also used to scare people away from ones house.

You mofo i'm the weedbandit and you be doing this shit to me,look at those peopel wearing their shirts(point at women and children)Me and my LA lakers vest don't need this

by maharaja December 14, 2006

Laker Bone Thug

True laker fans who scare all other fans and are worshipped by followers and non followers alike. Name also sends a scare through anybody and are the notorious internet gang that can't be stopped and dominates other boards. Doctors of Ownageology with heavy pimp hands.

The laker bone thugs run the ESPN message boards and can't be stopped. WeRd

by Only Thug in Harmony May 3, 2006

How bout' them Lakers?

A phrase used when the conversation has died. The goal is to start up a new conversation, either about the Lakers, or simply because it often comes off as a completely random phrase to the other person.

"Hey, hows it going?"
"Good you?"
"Good"
"yeah..."
"..."
"SO! How bout' them Lakers?"
"What are you talking about, loser?"

by The Juicer June 29, 2006

Golden State Laker fan

Past Los Angeles Laker fans that are currently Golden State Warrior fans. A bandwagoner.

Someone in 2010: Laker Nation!

Same Person in 2017: Dub Nation!

“I could’ve swore you were a Laker fan 7 years ago. You’re a Golden State Laker fan!”

by ButterflyDesign June 6, 2018

WWLD (What Would Laker Do)

-Derived from the popular Christian statement of self-inquiry What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), what would Laker do refers to the thoughts and actions of acclaimed RTG researcher Matt Laker.

-Often used when trying to solve complex algebra or to speaking MBA

My secretary is out sick and I have a call to schedule, WWLD (What Would Laker Do)?

by Round Table Group January 18, 2008

Spring Laker™

Spring Laker™ is a members-only social club founded in Spring Lake, New Jersey.

I'm a Spring Laker™. Are you a Spring Laker™? How do I become a Spring Laker™?

by springlaker June 4, 2024