Lacto-job

It is sort of like a blowjob for girls tits, sucking, licking and blowing her nipples to give her a wild sensation.

after catalina gave me a blow job i gave her a lacto-job!

by Rasta666 May 18, 2008

lactosious

Any food or drink that appears or tastes better simply by the high level of milk (or cheese, or any other milk byproduct) content it contains...

Karen's iced coffee looked so lactosious because of all of the half&half she had in there...

by psyCohn December 17, 2009

Lactose intolerant

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy

“Nick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” “I am”

by cartman911 February 7, 2021

lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

by hellpuppy November 19, 2007

lacto-vegetarian

A vegetarian who consumes dairy products - in other words, a vegetarian. The 'lacto' is redundant, because all true vegetarians have no qualms about dairy - the word vegan is already in existence for those that do.

Charlie: I'm making grilled cheese, you want some?
David: You eat CHEESE? And you call youself a vegetarian?
Charlie: Uh, yeah. Cheese isn't meat, so it's OK for us to eat it.
David: No it isn't! Being a vegetarian means you can't eat animal products at all.
Charlie: No, that's wrong. You're thinking of vegans.

Charlie is a lacto-vegetarian, and David is a vegan. Neither of these two people are real.

by Darth Ridley May 7, 2007

lactcident

Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.

- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.

by WordWhiz September 26, 2015

lactivist

a woman who nurses her child in public as a protest against people uncomfortable with seeing breastfeeding.

Lactivists staged a nurse-in outside a restaurant to protest women being refused service after breastfeeding inside.

by pharmer on the dell June 16, 2005