Lobster

to grab something

Hey bra, can you lobster me that beer?

by Timmy Dubs October 2, 2008

Lobsters

A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.

George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.

by hotstreak864 April 6, 2009

Lobsters

The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.

Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.

by Kyle McFelch December 5, 2003

Lobster

A cute skinny girl with an abnormally large and out of proportion rear end. She is petite everywhere else except for her large attractive ass. Often pronounced "Lobstah" in new england areas.

Juan: Aww man you see that lobstah over there.

Gregg: That cute girl with the big ass?

Juan: Yeah she's a lobster. All her meat is in her tail.

by Gjack007 May 22, 2009

Lobster

When a man is performing oral sex on a email while simultaneously pinching her nipples. Immitating the gestures of a lobster.

Dude, I pulled the lobster on her and she loved it.

by The Lobster February 14, 2015

lobster

to pee in someones mouth

dayummnn, you just been lobstered.

by sheldon crubblefrump July 15, 2008

Lobster

A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.

"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"

"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"

by Lobster_lover March 2, 2011