probe lobes

The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."

You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."

The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."

"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."

"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
by writah' May 17, 2008
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lobe star

A planet where a cat is the father of everyone, eldritch gods are on the loose, and tyler cucked SBThunder
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dill lobe

1)a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things all the time.

2)the floppy bit of a penis
Mate you are an absolute dill lobe
by Granny butt plugs January 13, 2018
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You're an occipital lobe

A term of endearment or insult depending on who is saying it, useful for psychology class to keep your mind fresh.
"You're an occipital lobe, your vision is awesome!"
by _the_brad_cough April 05, 2023
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needle lobe

poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death
maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight
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Left Lobing

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.
OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!
by slabbinpits January 23, 2012
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Be lobed

A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."
P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."
by LunarSkeleton July 24, 2022
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