Lava Lamp

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.

"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching

by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016

Lava Lamp

A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed

Whoa. Pretty bubbles.

by Acid God February 26, 2003

Lamptown

Lights out; blackout drunk

Dude, Chad's fuckin' lamptown after taking that handle of Admiral Nelson to the face.

by rajbrochill February 14, 2010

cold lampin

Synonymous with lampin. Layin' low, chillin' in the crib, not doing much of anything.

"...I'm lampin, I'm lampin, I'm cold cold lampin'" -Flavor Flav

by the snazz April 15, 2004

light the lamp

When a hockey player scores a goal.
Refers to the red goal light that goes on when a goal is scored.

Johnny: Hey dagger, way to light the lamp last shift.
Dagger: Thanks, johnny.

by Briceps February 26, 2011

lamp suit

a clothing outfit that is worn while lamping. Typical clothing items worn are comfortable clothes such as sweat pants, gym shorts, a t-shirt, or sweatshirt (preferably hoodless so the hood doesn't get in the way of your lean back)

I'm just gonna go home, throw my lamp suit on and kick it.

by dylwalmal June 28, 2011

lampashis

very rude and annoying person that no-one likes

i dont like lampashis people lampashis people are very lampashis

by Lophrziesx May 31, 2015