Mermaid Lesbian

A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.

This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.

1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.

2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...

by NimueLove November 8, 2018

Your dad lesbian lmao

The only way to counter the insult “your mom gay lol”. Using this will save your life and as a result bounce back all the gayness to the other person and end them instantly.

Obama: Hello my fellow Americans, I-
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*

by Pinklepuff February 21, 2018

Lesbianing

The act of existing as a lesbian while doing something explicitly lesbian. A lesbian thinking about another girl she has a crush on would be lesbianing. Also, a lesbian kissing her girlfriend would be lesbianing.

Those two lesbians just moved in together after the second date. They're lesbianing so hard.

by That lesbian over there November 1, 2018

stone lesbians

a lesbian who doesn't get fucked but does the fucking, usually the butch... stone lesbians usually don't like getting touched but gets pleasures from pleasuring her partner

"Justine is one of those stone lesbians, so if your a total receiver then you'll love her"

by PaLinTin February 4, 2009

Lesbian troll

man who dresses like a Lesbian and has really curly hair and speaks really loudly and cannot keep quiet for 5 seconds and is always in a bad mood hence the term troll

Lesbian trolls only you can spot them

by Brachalee October 1, 2013

Boob lesbian

A boob lesbian is a female who would lick a boob but not a vagina.

Hey, I really like your boobs but not your fish tank.

Well I'm a boob lesbian, so show me ya tits but not ya bits.

I'm not too sure about your flaps, but I'm sure impressed with your rack.

by See this September 27, 2014

Lesbian Sex

You know why you searched this.

Man, anyone who searches Lesbian Sex in Urban dictionary is just in it for the stories so they can get wet or hard.

by Gay Motherfucker June 12, 2018