Mr. Lancaster

A love/life therapist who helps distressed people, mostly families, for 8 weeks.

"If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."

by green sparklezxx April 10, 2020

Lancaster Scoop

The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.

Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.

by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020

Lancaster

A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.

Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?

Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?

Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!

Stranger:I don't know where that is

Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*

by ILoveStar April 20, 2017

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

by anonymous June 16, 2023

Lancaster

A adventurous person who likes to be in fairy tails

Oh stop it lancaster hahaha

by WizardOaura January 14, 2024

Lancaster House

The house with the hottest boys . Know as the house with all the fit lads.

Your going on a walk with a Lancaster house boy?

Lucky lad

by 18284833 September 21, 2021

Lancaster

A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.

Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022