kumquat

An idiot, fool or poorly informed individual.

AKA: A small fruit bearing tree found in the citrus family that produces edible fruit similar to that of an orange.

You deserve the kumquat award of the year for that stupid comment.

by December 24, 2020

kumquat

sweet but sometimes cringy. could potentially be a boy and they tend to wear hoods a lot.

wow do you want a kumquat?
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by kumquat or fablish April 21, 2021

Kumquat

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.

*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"

by Charles Manson 666 September 9, 2018

Kumquat

a midget that drinks cum

Jeff is such a kumquat.

by Masked015 December 2, 2019

Kumquat

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy

Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission

by Tw.nograpes March 20, 2021

kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'

by iseesounds February 27, 2021

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze January 31, 2012