Kristen

A really wonderful girl. If you were dumped or rejected, will instantly make you forget the person who dumped you. Stunningly beautiful, amazing eyes, moves fast, but is not a skank. After being around her for only a few days you will feel as though you have known her all your life. Loves music, has amazing taste in music and can play a lot of instruments. She will bring you back to life even when you are as far away as you think you can be. She will show you the light when you are in complete darkness. She will be the wind beneath your wings. You will wake up every day, solely motivated to see her, she will make you fall in love with her. A Kristen is the perfect girl.

Guy one: Yo man, I think I am in love with this girl,
Guy two: Easy, it`s only been a few days.
Guy one: I know, but she`s a Kristen.
Guy two: Lucky Bastard.

by pjl7 August 6, 2012

kitten puncher

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.

I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.

by fuckthathotass69 May 2, 2018

Kittening

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."

by Rasicule January 17, 2018

kitten

1. An immature cat.
2. An adorable ball of fur with big eyes that uses its powers of cuteness to manipulate human beings into submission and slavery.
3. An adorable, yet insane, tiny monster with teeth and claws.

Aww, what an adorable kitten! OWWWW!!! Get it off of my arm!!! It hurts!!!

by Liz Canyon November 18, 2006

Kitten Nipples

When a man has extremely small nipples. Almost like that of a kitten.

I couldn't sleep with him...
Why?
He had kitten nipples....

by The Carnie January 7, 2011

kittens

little fluffy bastards

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Kristen

A very special and unique woman. Everyone notices her exterior beauty, but the inner beauty unseen by many is even better! She is smart, caring, artistic, daring...just an all-around great lady! If you find a Kristen, make sure to hold on tight and don't let go because they are truly one of a kind!

Random Dude: Hi Kristen! You are beautiful spiritually, sexually and intellectually. Wanna go have some fun???

Kristen: Oh, ur such a perv, but I love ya anyway!

by opks1234 September 22, 2011