creeper keeper

a creepy person who keeps creepy things

Ew, look that creeper keepers collecting dead frogs again.

by hioalsdfkasns March 30, 2011

Krispy Kremed

Krispy Kremeing involves cumming on a girl's face and using a hair dryer to dry it on her face. Afterwords take a picture of it and put it in a photo album and sit it on your coffee table for friends and family to see.

Me and Stacey went back to my place and I Krispy Kremed her. Then I took a picture and put it in a photo album.

by Crusader69 March 20, 2013

Krispy Kreme Job

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.

Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.

by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010

Kreek

A ROBLOX and Fortnite youtube livestreamer. He makes many jokes, that vary over time, but currently involve his plastic water grown girlfriend Karly and several Jailbreak (a game in ROBLOX) references. He has a large following of young idolizing fangirls who think he is absolutely stunning. (He isn't.)

Wow, Kreek's hair looks amazing in this live stream.

by Kreek June 3, 2018

Keeper Of The Awesome

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

Am I My Brother's Keeper?

It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:

1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?

2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?

It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.

Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?

CMB: Yes I am.

Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!

CMB (louder): Yes I am.!

Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!

CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!

The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!

-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006

last text keeper

That person that sends you a senseless message after having a text-message conversation that is over so that you reply and he/she gets to keep the "last" message and not reply again (especially done by women)

M: so, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8 pm, ok?
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
...

W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"

by Dexter_prog October 27, 2009