Ms Kapetas, the God of Love and happiness, is easily the most beautiful being in the universe. She is often seen with Ms Gondick, her favorite disciple. Ms Kapetas lost half her finger in the African Forests, after she encountered a big buff Arabic man. The big buff Arabic man chopped off her finger, and in retaliation, Ms Kapetas exiled him to C9. He can now be found in the soccer fields, screaming this is bitch, as he still has a severe case of PTSD, from seeing Ms Kapetas's beautiful face. She often hides her face and pretends to be a 200 year old Granny, in order to not make little Latino kids die from her beauty.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
by Big Blallus August 27, 2023
Get the Ms Kapetas mug.Character in Seinfeld. Said to be so charasmatic that he has had children named after him. In fact, if you know a Cosmo, he was probably created in honor of Cosmo Kramer
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Movie quote from The Interpreter
The character Silvia Broome, a U.N. interpreter, played by Nicole Kidman says to the character Tobin Keller, a Secret Service agent, played by Sean Penn, "We're kepéla. - lt means standing on opposite sides of the river."
Silvia is from the fictional African country of Matobo and speaks the fictional language Ku which is spoken in Eastern and Southern Africa.
Movie quote from The Interpreter
The character Silvia Broome, a U.N. interpreter, played by Nicole Kidman says to the character Tobin Keller, a Secret Service agent, played by Sean Penn, "We're kepéla. - lt means standing on opposite sides of the river."
Silvia is from the fictional African country of Matobo and speaks the fictional language Ku which is spoken in Eastern and Southern Africa.
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A kraken queen is also a master in the art of whoreism posting nude photos online to bait men and women into sleeping with her and occasionally will turn on them and make accusations of rape because she later regrets sleeping with them therefore it was rape.
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A kraken queen is also a master in the art of whoreism posting nude photos online to bait men and women into sleeping with her and occasionally will turn on them and make accusations of rape because she later regrets sleeping with them therefore it was rape.
A kraken queen also has a vagina that is so saggy and wrinkled that when she dances around in the buff it dangles in a hypnotic way to entice her prey, it also smells like an old gym bag so she frequently will douce herself in cheap perfume to cover it up.
A kraken queen is also a woman who is a social manipulator who will befriend anyone who she thinks will up her social status and she will try and gain a close relationship through sexual favors or materialistic items, but don't be fooled it's only because she wants something from you and once she gets it she will lie about you in attempts to turn people against you.
A kraken queen will also lie about anything if it will help her to appear to be a decent person, but she is nothing but a slimy, pretentious, scum sucking, ugly, mega whore with a vagina as deep as the ocean she crawled out of, so remember kids if you see a kraken queen run for your lives.
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Why pay to see naked women when a kraken queen will do it for free.
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Why pay to see naked women when a kraken queen will do it for free.
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