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Rusty Kramer

Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.
I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.
Rusty Kramer by Bandeezee August 11, 2019

Brett Kramer from half•alive 

Brett Kramer is the drummer of the band half•alive
Brett Kramer from half•alive is a meme

Jesse kramer

A way of describing very bad breath , often mistaken for dog poop or an out house.
That boy has some Jesse Kramer stench leaving his mouth hole.
Jesse kramer by Guylowjames May 21, 2020

L. Kramer 

A woman with an appearance so smokin that men lose body fluids at sight of her. She has a voice so beautiful that men and all types of people just die in her path. She has a rack so big that she leaves skid marks in the pavement as she walks.

A Kramer 

A man with a cornucopia of man meat. He has so much wood, he could stockpile more lumber than home depot. A Kramer is a man with a cock that hangs sooo low, it leaves skid marks on the pavment. He loves destorying the meat wallets. He hits all walls and makes bitches squeal. He pulverizes skanks, kicks all ass, and makes Chuck Norris cry. He leaves a pile of unconscious bitches when he has sex, it appears to be a holocaust of satisfied women.
I left the club and got kicked in the face. When I woke up, I saw A Kramer banging my bitch on my own car, and she loved it. He came in her vag, kicked me again, and walked away screaming " enjoy my kid in 9 months fucker!!"
A Kramer by lajkdbsqwiuadvba June 14, 2010

cody kramer 

Cody Kramer- a man of all mans, who proclaims himself a man with too many gains.
Hey did you max out today while you were lifting?

Hell yeah man I Cody kramered that shit
cody kramer by Small November 18, 2013