speed knots

punches delivered in rapid succession to the head.

I'm handing out speed knots to any one of these bitch ass motherfuckers.

by old ess July 24, 2004

Knobstacle

Somebody, friend or otherwise, who is oblivious to the fact they are cock-blocking you.

Dave: "Hey, what's wrong John?"
John: "I'm trying to be cool around Jess but that indie hipster guy from her economics class is a huge knobstacle."

by Dailyfrank March 15, 2014

Billy Knows

A term used when your friend Billy knows something that others amongst you won't.

Ronnie: What is he doing now?
George: Billy Knows!

by Bilster March 18, 2009

Knoppix

1). An OS based on Debian (Debian is based on GNU/Linux)
2). An OS that can run on just about any computer with a CD-ROM drive
3). An OS that can run entirely from a CD
4). An OS that is preferred among those in the GNU/Linux community (up there with Debian, Mandrake, and RedHat)

I just replaced Swiss Cheese XP--Windows XP--with Knoppix 3.2 and I couldn't be happier!

by boarder8925 August 27, 2003

knobsplash

(1)a complete and total waste of sperm

(2) a completely useless and foolish person that has less use than a chocolate teapot

David Hasselhoff would class as a knobsplash if he went on a self-improvement program.

by LozRik13 January 8, 2007

Knobslobster

A person who slobs on knob. Someone who sucks down to the balls. A hoe. Someone who’s a homie hoper or a one night stand

Makayla enjoys slobing on knob. She’s a knobslobster!

by Don the goat May 19, 2022

Rolly Knots

n. a condition when one feels high anxiety awaiting news (good or bad) regarding a career milestone. The knots can roll in one part of the body for period of time then go away, only to return in another part of the body, rolling around, giving one chronic sensation of waves of anxiety.

The condition is transferable to friends and family members who have a sincere interest in such positive outcomes in your life.

Rolly knots can be found in the brain, causing an unsettled feeling, insomnia, and desire to drink coffee in the, god forbid, evening.

Only know cure is receiving the news.

For maximum communication effectiveness, "rolly knots" should be pronounced using the best Scottish accent you can do.

I can't relax, I've got rolly knots.

by RoaringWookiee September 15, 2017