When you kiss someone and they kiss you back like they are eating an apple (or your favorite fruit/vegetable).
I started kissing this chick but it felt like she was gnawing on my face and when I saw my reflection in the mirror I looked like a granny smith apple.
by Zee Assman February 18, 2005

That Dude is a Cop KIsser he thanked the Officer for giving him a ticket for Jay Walking at 3AM on a Sunday...
by slamhounder November 29, 2010

a guy who dates someone younger than half his age plus six. (like an 18-yr-old who makes out with 14-yr-olds)
by LostDreamer August 6, 2003

The lowest life form in the workplace not only trying to butter up to the boss or manager but to his superiors and even to the regional or company CEO.
The President of the company came to the store to visit but that little ass kisser ruined his visit by kissing up to him and giving a gift to him making the other co-worker very angry with her.
by BruinKiller3469 March 8, 2014

by Frenchoniondip17 January 18, 2022

by Oneshyshawty April 18, 2022
