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Kidnapped

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!
Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think a woman got kidnapped outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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kidnapping

person a: you were surprised adopted.
person b: you mean kidnapped??

person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.
by funtimelover February 17, 2022
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Dna kidnapping

1. This is where a man is refusing or waving a dna test and signs a pager saying he is the father of said child. This man is called an Alleged father.
2. Court letting the man have fathering rights without a test if it was ordered by law or giving the mother her way.
3. A woman lying to said man saying he is the biological father and not telling anyone about the real biological father.
He was dna kidnapping male's children
by 459395 March 15, 2023
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dna kidnap Victim

1. The child of the dna kidnapping

2. The man that child was took
1. She a dna kidnap victim by Tom
2. Poor man the woman took his kid from him is a dna kidnap victim
by 459395 March 16, 2023
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Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.
Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.
OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!
by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024
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KiDNAp

The meaning of kidnap is a child being gullible and going into a 89 year olds white van.

WOW SO FASCINATING>:O
I kidnapped this 7 year old yesterday and he is at the mcdeez
by TheRandomSlayingMeanings April 28, 2022
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