Khaki Straining

You put pair of khaki shorts over your partner’s head; you waterboard them with a jar of you and your father’s cum.

Hey babe I’m going to tie you up and we gonna do some khaki straining.

by BallTickler1776 April 14, 2025

khakis and mayonnaise

Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.

by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021

Khaki

(Khaki?) The most annoying drama queen to ever grace the planet. Highly or “super” (learn a new adverb) insecure and inadequate, she will inject herself into matters that don’t pertain to her rather than focusing on living her life. Calls people “dawgs” and “savages” thus demoralizing and marginalizing them. Some might call this the product of ignorance and lack of understanding. Just stay away. I

Wow khaki is a selfish busy body who needs to mind her business.

by Avg.Joe October 11, 2020

new jersey khaki

The color black.

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"

by Thunderboogie February 27, 2016

Khaki Starfish

A gentleman’s bum hole.

Good golly that dump has really taken its toll on my Khaki Starfish

by Seanspark1 October 23, 2018

khaki wedding

1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park

1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."

2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."

by thebeemarie July 1, 2012

khaki button

Khaki is a creamy brown colour and button refers to a butt hole.

During a night of anal sex he came in my butt so much that I’ll have a khaki button for weeks.

by Spoopleman January 18, 2023