ketchup bottle

Verb. Refers the action slapping the thumb-side of one's clenched fist into the open palm of one's other hand, mimicking the action of attempting to extract ketchup that is stuck within a glass bottle. This action produces a slapping sound that is meant to imitate the sound produced by the contact of flesh between two people committing vigorous sexual intercourse or similar act. In more rare cases it can refer to solo masturbation.

Example 1.)

Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?

Person 2: I don't know (makes ketchup bottle motion).

Example 2.)

Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?

Person 2: I don't know, ketchup bottle (motion may or may not be made while saying this).

Example 3) (masturbation)

Person 1: Where did Dan go?

Person 2: I don't know, (insert text from examples 1 or 2)

by Abe Rego October 30, 2009

Ketchup Bottle

Usually when a girl is on her Period to make it funnier they’ll refer to a Ketchup Bottle.

Female 1: I’m a ketchup bottle😭
Male 1: I’ll help you feel better💙

by Mosthated.ice March 22, 2020

ketchup on tacos

this is the definition of a racist person. putting ketchup on tacos is indeed racist.

Person 1: hey we're having tacos tonight, put the ketchup on the table.
Person 2: NO! I'm not racist! I would never put ketchup on tacos!

by a mexican duck4455 May 9, 2021

Clam ketchup

Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.

Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!

by Clamer July 27, 2016

Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

by orangepony September 15, 2012

ketchup sandwich

when you have no found in the house, its a kind of sandwich you eat when you have only bread

I aint go shoppin' so we had ketchup sandwiches for lunch.

by DarkNova April 5, 2002

Ketchup on your hotdog

A guy having sexual intercourse with a girl who is menstrating.

"Do you like ketchup on your hotdog?"

by Slut69 July 23, 2013