many keks

When you tryna laugh but you just make a face like you're about to laugh instead. Everyone then thinks you're a basement-dwelling loser that stares at a computer screen all day while playing World of Warcraft, and that you're destined to live with your parents for the rest of your life.

Cory was having 'many keks' after his friend Willie made a joke. Instead of laughing, however, he just opened his mouth like he was about to, and sat there awkwardly while everyone else gawked at his predicament!

by aardvark1234567 August 22, 2017

keeps

(usually "for keeps")

a condition in which the consequences are total or permanent

This time, let's play for keeps.

by Eric December 2, 2003

keeps

Spunk held in high regard. (Normally semen from the ringleader or alpha male)

Justin sprayed his magnificent keeps all over Adrian's outstretched hands, as Clive and Gordon clambered desperately for their own greedy fist full .

by Herbert Schweffe February 9, 2018

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

by Beffy June 13, 2007

keemstar

The man who "always tells the truth". Need proof? He said "he always tells the truth". He's also "fast as fuck boiii", and says "what are those" to prosthetic feet.

He's also a fucking retarded garden gnome whose owner smashed with a fucking shovel a couple of times. That's why he's absolutely fucked in life. He's currently going through a midlife crisis by "debunking all this shit" and telling his fans that "he only tells the truth."

Basically he's a fucking idiot and I honestly hope LeafyIsHere sues him. Jesus fucking christ.

Let's make his catch phrase:

ROIIIIIGHT INTO THE NOOOOOOOSE.

My friend pulled a Keemstar today by lying to everyone but then telling everyone he was telling the truth.

by LeafyWasThere August 30, 2016

The Great Keemstar War

Basically when a bunch of you tubers including Leafyishere, Pyrocinical, and GradeAUnderA attack and try to get him off the air... For good.

"The Great Keemstar war was a one of the greatest battles in all of YouTube history,"
"Anyway, let's get right... Into the news..."
Said the next Dramalert host

by Partake-of-the-fruit June 23, 2016

a7a f kees

when the a7a is too much to contain so you place it in a kees (plastic bag)

Shaheen: ayo niga did u study for Arabic.
Mazen: 555555555 what arabic.
Shaheen: ya sharmoot we have arabic exam today.
Mazen:a7a f kees.

by sheikh spear May 23, 2022