Mary Kate

Mary Kate's are usually beautiful and completely selfless. They are lighthearted but determined, strong, and independent. Mary Kate's are very friendly but can be intimidating because they are so independent. Mary Kate's are usually worldly and wise beyond their years. They have old souls but know how to party and can fit into the different aspects of modern day life. Also, they are physically beautiful and super sexy!

They are very trustworthy and reliable. They put others first always sometimes to the point of forgetting about their own feelings. They have sacrificed a lot but are thankful for all they have. Usually brunettes.

Guy: Who's that brunette over there?
Girl: Oh, her? That's Mary Kate!
Guy: Wow, she's beautiful!
Girl: She only dates foreign men, sorry. And we're best friends so you can't have her.
Guy: You've never even talked to her before.
Girl: I know, but just look at her! She's so radiant, I feel like I know her!

by Roseandrise June 23, 2013

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kate kelly'd

verb, severely punished for minor infractions that a) cause no discernible harm and b) are done with zero malicious intent. See also: September six.

"I'd like to use your cellphone to call my family, but I'm a missionary and I don't want to get Kate Kelly'd".

by Jon Swift June 30, 2014

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lily-kate

Lily-Kate is a fun, loving person who is usually very good sport and is beautiful inside and out

A: hey look at that girl.
B: damn she's definitely a Lily-Kate

by Hehehehehehehehehevilperson January 2, 2016

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Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.

I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.

I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.

I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.

Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.

... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...

Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!

by saveKatePunch August 2, 2010

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Katelin

Katelin is the type of girl you spill all your secrets too when your drunk. She is kind and caring and has a wild side even when no one sees it. She is extremely gorgeous and is an amazing person. Yes, she may have some insecurities or personal issues with herself, but she is one of the best people you could hang around.

A: I miss Katelin dude.
B: Me too she was always there for me.

by AmericanAsset January 8, 2018

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