kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.

"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."

by TheBrucey October 14, 2017

Kamikaze troll

A trolling technique in which a troll makes a final attempt at pissing people off by revealing their identity as a troll so people know that their valuable time has been wasted arguing online with a bridge dweller.

John: Nobody is reacting to my stupid comments online, they just keep explaining things calmly and providing links with sources, what do I do?
Rob: How long have you been arguing?
John: Almost two hours!
Rob: Perfect, it's time to unleash the kamikaze troll!

by Nibor Mloc September 4, 2016

kamikaze pigeon

A badass bird of the night! Armed with a coat of c4 and will not go silently into that good night! Hide your wife and children, because the Kamikaze pigeons are coming for you tonight.

The Kamikaze Pigeons were a major playing factor in world War IIII, blowing up several aircraft by flying themselves into their engines!

by KamiKazePigeon April 27, 2017

Insult Kamikaze

An insult kamikaze is the term applied to the action of insulting someone at your expense, so you insult both yourself and the other person.

Miguel: Suck dick Nico.

Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.

Nico: You would know.

Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?

Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.

Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.

Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary

by SMSchoirboy October 31, 2011

kamikaze fingers

When someone comes in hot, out of no where. The consequences are not considered. The fingers most likely do not return to their place of origin in the same condition.

"Sometimes appendages are just worth sacrificing, here they (kamikaze fingers) come!"

by christopherduck February 8, 2014

kamikaze wank

When you hijack a plane and fly it to the ground, then masturbate in the ZERO-G.

Bob: My friend Tom had a kamikaze wank last night.
Greg: Wow, and did the cum float?
Bob: Yes.

by Lovebugeater March 10, 2014

kamikaze eating

To eat yourself into a coma at a crappy cheap buffet and telling everyone it's the best place ever.

I just saw that fats on his way to the old country buffet for some kamikaze eating!

by bmg-definitions February 28, 2015