Kotaku

Kotaku is a word invented by the website Kotaku, it is a mixture of the Japanese word Otaku, meaning geek/nerd, and the letter K, which when combined forms a URL which is not Otaku.com, which must have been taken at the time.

Kotaku is commonly thought to be a video game news site, and also commonly thought to be a geek/otaku blog, it is neither, it is in fact an internet social experiment on how uninteresting commenters can be if they're all terrified of being banned for not being good little tools.

Kotaku is a mixed bag, with the topic at hand ever changing, but has hard hitting articles such as "Don't be homophobic" and "Look at the gifts Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft sent me" and "Look at this porn I found of Final Fantasy characters" and "Who wants to yiff with me in Second Life?" and "Talk amongst yourselves".

Mike Fahey at Kotaku likes to masturbate to Half-Bestiality on Second Life.

by Mr John Wilson June 17, 2010

kotik

A liked, loved, or desired person or thing; a very good looking, hot person or thing.

Plural: Kotiki

D: That's a nice car. Porsche?
A: Yep, that's my kotik.

D: Wow, look at those chicks over there!
A: Kotiki!

D: What are you doing today?
A: Chilling with my kotik.

Referring to a close friend, girlfriend or boyfriend: Kotik, could you please get me a drink?

by Matroskin September 29, 2009

kotori

1:Little Bird in japanese
2: Someone who pretends to die and act as someone else on a message board

1:The kotori flew in the sky.
2: "Hey Jo, you want to go kotori on 4chan later?"

by Very Classy January 11, 2014

philip kotler presidential award

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019

Kotex

Brand of "women's menstruation products."

Kotex fits. Period.

by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004

KOTL

KOTL - Kiss On The Lips

curiousgirl: "What does KOTL mean?"
cleverguy: "Come over here, I'll show you..."

*KOTL*

by whereIstood7 January 4, 2013

Kotara

A lively fellow; a renaissance man, sharp in wit and rich in experience. A lover of travel who values what is done in life over what paltry superfluities are left behind. A fit, sexy man that will try anything when the lights dim. A romantic.

Eric felt at the end of his life, given his worldly pursuits and numerous adventures, he had become a Kotara.

by LivelyOne February 24, 2008