Kim Jong-Il

The yellow pee stain left in tighty whiteys.

Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.

by Worms Ergonnaeatcha December 22, 2011

Kim Jong Un

a fat fuck with a big missile

i like Kim Jong Un as he is going to blow up America

by YappyHamburger7 March 28, 2018

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

Kim Jong Un

An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.

My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.

by like brah brah brah March 28, 2016

Kim Jong-un

The world’s most noteworthy dictator who is forever surrounded by a cadre of serious-looking note-takers whenever he goes around the country, who wants to appear like the most caring leader ready to give a listening ear to his starving-looking or undernourished people.

Imagine Earth being a politically apathetic planet sans rogue leaders like Kim Jong-un, Donald J. Trump, and Vladimir Putin.

by MathPlus December 13, 2022

Kim Jong UN

Basically dead. Literally no other way to put it who wants power.

Surgeon 1:Yea that’s his heart.*punches the body.
Surgeon 2: bro that’s Kim Jong UN
Surgeon 1:omg your right.
Also surgeon 1: *runs out and tells on surgeon 2

by *air May 02, 2020

kim jong un

a vegetable aha

Kim Jong Un is in 'vegetative/vegetable' state.

by ur mom aha April 26, 2020