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Khorfing

The act of getting a cut or a wound and then jerking off to completion then ejaculating semen into the wound.
Friend 1: "Ow dude I just scraped my knee."
Friend 2: "wait let's try khorfing!"
by Reetbe July 15, 2024
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Koffi

The feminine version of the name 'Kofi'
The name chosen by lazy trans women who have that as their deadname.
It's pronounced the same.
"Hi, Kofi."

"Actually changed my name."

"Sorry, what should I call you now?:

"Koffi."

"What?"

"What?"
by Koffikup May 18, 2024
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Koffisim

A behavioral condition marked by extreme self-righteousness, performative morality, and chronic credit-hoarding. Often observed in leaders who loudly proclaim virtue, faith, or humility while quietly maximizing their own compensation and minimizing everyone else’s contributions.

A person exhibiting Koffisim will:
• Publicly praise teamwork while privately claiming sole responsibility
• Speak often of God, values, and sacrifice—usually someone else’s
• Maintain an inflated sense of importance disconnected from actual effort
• Appear generous in words, absent in actions
• Lead from the front… of the mirror

Symptoms include:
Corporate sermons, hollow gratitude, selective memory, and an uncanny ability to struggle heroically on an executive salary.

Origin:
Believed to derive from a recurring workplace phenomenon where authenticity goes to die and ego gets a corner office.
• “He just thanked the whole team and then took credit for the project—classic Koffisim.”
• “I thought it was leadership until I realized it was just Koffisim with a LinkedIn profile.”
• “That bonus speech was pure Koffisim—faith-based branding with profit-centered execution.”
by OrtegaChilli December 16, 2025
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hate koffner

woah dude look at that hate koffner
by beachchamp May 17, 2006
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National Koffee Day

A day for people who like Coffee, with a K
"Happy National Koffee Day! You're still not special."
by Not Kai :3 February 14, 2023
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Roadies KoffeeHouz

Its an official cafe of Roadies. its more about bikes, mountains, adventure
Join the tribe and satisfy your hunger for adventure and flavor at Roadies KoffeeHouz
by bhnm March 15, 2023
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Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.
Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"
by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017
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