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Jute Press

A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.

The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.

Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.
by First Academy March 7, 2011
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JUTSYS

Stands for 'Just use TypeScript you shitlord', the original slogan of the TypeScript team.
- What are peoples thoughts on TypeScript vs Flow for React?
- JUTSYS
by pesbudeshmayonez November 29, 2018
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Juting

A state of intense psychological and emotional discomfort experienced in some instances of consuming large amounts of psychedelic mind altering substances commonly triggered by any one, or any combination, of the following;

-fear -overly intense visual distortions
-paranoia -a sense of impending doom
-isolation -inability to control one's environment or situation
-anxiety -tripping
-while at a music festival -"...dude... did you see that guy freaking the fuck out by the port-o-potties? That dude was juting hard!"
-after splitting a 10 strip at a show at a 4-5 hour show at Madison Square Garden, and then having to navigate the city to get to Grand Central Station- "I don't think I can ride inside a god damn cab right now, man, I'm fuhken jutin'!"
by klintbeastwood February 3, 2019
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Juttenpoiting

The act of Jutten and Poiting at the same time. Basically, Jutten means drunkly, poiting means to swallow.
"I was juttenpoiting down fruit"
by Spammerson, Spam Spammerson April 12, 2021
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Carson Jute

A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.
"i dont want my son to be a carson Jute"
by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019
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jutz

Jutz is a positive exclamation meaning something good. Jutz is a word that substitutes regular words in a sentence.
"Have a look at her ass, she is jutz"

"Did you have a jutzy time at the concert? "Yeah jutz"
by jutzman November 16, 2015
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milky release jutsu

A forbiten jutsu .When your fucking someone and you want to give them all your cum.
by Yeetgod24 December 22, 2018
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