jamed

Robbery {Robbed}

I got {Jamed}by stick up guys!!

by Jay reloaded June 21, 2017

Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

by BT3100 April 23, 2010

jumex

A contraction of "Jewish Mexican" which is also conveniently the name of a company which produces fruit and nectar drinks.

"Jumex? What the hell is that? A Mexican guy named 'Carlos Goldstein?'"

by Ted Isog May 2, 2005

Jubed

When you dick her so hard she shits

The poop is called Jube

Named after the Jude Blazowski

“Bro, Mattie Stromqueef Jubed all over me!”

by StickyRoy13 March 24, 2019

Jumped To Hyperspace

1. When you, a friend, or whatever leave a place in a hurry; mostly to avoid someone, something, or avoid getting caught.

Upon seeing the cops coming toward his house, Sam ran outside and Jumped To Hyperspace.

by Venator1229 October 19, 2010

Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

by Jstring June 3, 2016

Jumped by flavors

Occurs when one comsumes an abundant and diverse amonut of flavors at once. The mulitiude of flavors consumed will be tasted one after another, almost like reciving multiple punches from multiple people.

I shouldn’t have ate 4 jelly beans at once. I’ve been jumped by flavors.

by mcmajuicebox7 February 4, 2018