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Jules Jordan Cocktail

Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
by tonymarc May 19, 2009
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Julesed

To get “Julesed” is the physical action of being bopped in the face after a dispute over a chocolate bar
Freddie : “give me a quid you took my chocolate bar

Jules : “no bastard” *hits Freddie*

Luca : “oh shit he just got Julesed”
by ur_gandads_sandal January 16, 2019
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Julien

Julien is a great and amazing person that's always there for you. If he ever see's you cry, he'll try to comfort you and try to make you happy again. Julien is very funny and caring. To have a friend like Julien, is like having hope.
Thank you Julien for changing my life in a better way.
Julien, i can always count on you.
Julien is always there for me.
by RuSSian CHild June 8, 2018
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Jule

A name for guys, girls or non-binary people . It’s origin is from Julius Caesar cause face it , if your name is Jule , you’re a war general from Ancient Rome .
Jule is tired of not finding their name on urban dictionary so they made a new definition .
by Julethehuman February 9, 2020
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Jules

An amazing man with the prestigious combination of sensitivity and balls.

Most Jules's in the world grow up having their name made fun of when they are young, like "Hey Jules - like family jewels!" or "Jules? That's a girl's name! ...there's this chick Jules in my 'hood who gives good head."

But the male Jules who matures past the age of pre-pubescent name-calling eventually develops an empathy for people with odd names, and becomes adventurous, cultured, creative, and daring. They eventually attain a high level of respectability, and make excellent civic leaders, husbands, fathers, and bodyguards.

This carefully constructed personality allows them to associate equally with elitists and badasses, like Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson), who serves as Mr. Wallace's henchman and thus himself is a badass in the Tarantino cult classic film, Pulp Fiction.
"Jules, you give that man your wallet, and I'll shoot you on general principle."
by nmguiniling February 6, 2010
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Julien Solomita

25 year old Youtube-Vlogger who is an all around incredible man with a passion for film, animals, orange juice with pulp, and his otter, Jenna. Solomita makes up 1/2 of a company called "Waffsicle". He partnered with friend Collin Duddy to produce an outstanding series called "Last Minute Trips" where the outgoing duo throw darts at a map, let followers vote where they should venture, and immediately begin their trip to said destination. He and his girlfriend have three dogs, two italian greyhounds (peach and kermit) and a chihuahua named marbles. Julien Solomita is an all around creative inspiration, and easily one of the most passionate people I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Dink dink.
When asked to describe my favorite person I'd say "Julien Solomita". What a dink.
by C-DinkFam July 25, 2017
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Jules

The best woman yo will ever know she loves legit everything and seth estridge she is the hottest woman you will ever know she is very thick and when I mean thick I mean thick and she beautiful as crap I ldo be her so much y'all should be her friend Jules I like be you s much babe
Very thoughtfully Jules is so hot
by Juliahna September 30, 2019
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