Pretty much anything published in the Daily Mail. However, may also include any published article that missquotes a female, and then references her cup size and age.
I read some fucktard journalism today. Max power claim all ladies love a fugly man with a tiny penis if he's driving an expensive car. Their extensive research consisted of interviewing Chaznay, 22, 34DD from Oldham.
by Jellyfishhugger August 19, 2019
Get the fucktard journalismmug. Filler content/stories that relentlessly devour any new tidbit of information about a film or TV show regardless of whether any information was actually present, leading to a horde of similar stories about equally inane "details." Usually, these stories originate from Reddit fan-theories and end up being treated as news.
"Did you see that 500 word story about that 13 second Game of Thrones clip for the final season?"
"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"
"Zombie journalism sucks!"
"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"
"Zombie journalism sucks!"
by mAnomie March 3, 2019
Get the Zombie Journalismmug. A professor is lecturing and the bullet points in the PowerPoint are completely obvious and didn't need higher education to figure out.
Professor: "These explanations are strait out of the Journal of No Duh"
Professor: "These explanations are strait out of the Journal of No Duh"
by Midnite Ninja February 25, 2010
Get the Journal of No Duhmug. Two French words that mean "Dear Diary" or "Dear Journal". Some diary keepers may use them to give their pads a sophisticated touch.
Entry in Sally Lankford's Diary:
Cher Journal,
Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best.
Love,
Sally.
Cher Journal,
Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best.
Love,
Sally.
by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008
Get the Cher Journalmug. Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!
by Tit Boob Smack May 13, 2005
Get the live journalmug. by aalpha March 23, 2008
Get the Drive-by Journalismmug. an extremely confusing 'community' of people pretending to be other people. I don't understand it at all.. it just confuses me.
Greatest Journal user sommerata: "Listen up kids! I'm NOT really Sommer. This is totally fake. Nothing you see or read on this journal is real." ????
by xpulsewidthx July 15, 2006
Get the greatest journalmug.