ian jones

Ian Jones is that guy who thinks he is so tuff but his girlfriend does the thinking for both of them and she is usually a two faced bitch

Mike: Did you see Ian Jones today.
Jay: Nah didn't see him his girlfriend said we couldn't hang out anymore.

by JRDIV November 17, 2017

michael jones

1. A member of Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth, and host/creator of the popular Youtube series, Rage Quit.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.

Michael Jones: Come on Ray, let's play icky cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?

Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.

Gavin: Aww, Ray

by FablePunk January 5, 2014

Robot Jones

Robot Jones is a cute little robot that comes on a show called Whatever Happened to Robot Jones.

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by the-x. January 8, 2005

Jones Crusher

A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.

1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.

2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...

by fishymonger February 21, 2011

jones wack

To hit a vape.
Jones = vape
Wack = to hit

Yo, can I get a Jones Wack?

by Barber Shop September 16, 2019

Levi Jones

A really hot boy, who plays guitar and sings like an angel. With blue eyes, he is like a Vampire but he loves cats so he is a Campire. He is almost in a band with 3 others hot boys, the band is called The tide.
He loves Ed Sheeran and Shawn Mendes and he loves 'A little too much' by Shawn mendes.

Hot levi Jones

campire cat and vampire

by campire March 5, 2015

Indianapolis Jones

Rickyism for "Indiana Jones".

"What in the fuck...are you dressed up like a bumble bee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?"

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009