John is a quiet kid, who feels insecure about his looks, has trouble talking to the girl he likes because he doesn’t want to screw things up and make them hate him and because of this he gets anxious about talking to them, and has a bad mindset of “if I don’t talk to them, I can’t screw things up,” is usually an introvert and suffers from depression and amongst other mental issues, the things that are always on his mind are death, getting wasted and the girl he likes, John will usually hide his mental issues, because he doesn’t want to burden others with them, he usually does or says things that others will call him edgy for, but only ever behind his back, his friends would 100% try to help him if they knew about his mental issues, so if you know a John you should talk to them to make sure they’re okay
Person 1: who’s that edgy kid over there?
Person 2: oh that edgelord? His name is John
Person 1: Ah, that makes more sense
Person 2: oh that edgelord? His name is John
Person 1: Ah, that makes more sense
by Angsty teenage XY chromosome December 11, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Definition 1: The object of attention surrounding Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School’s track and Cross country teams. Often accompanied with the word “yeah” before it. He is the pure essence of running broken down into it’s true form.
Definition 2: A sub species of human commonly hunted by the Terrance, more widely known as the Dj. The Dj spends hours acquiring all known information about John so he can hunt him down. The Dj likes to freak out the John by sending creepily hilarious videos directed at the John. Definition two of John is commonly accompanied by the word “hey” beforehand.
Definition 2: A sub species of human commonly hunted by the Terrance, more widely known as the Dj. The Dj spends hours acquiring all known information about John so he can hunt him down. The Dj likes to freak out the John by sending creepily hilarious videos directed at the John. Definition two of John is commonly accompanied by the word “hey” beforehand.
Definition 1: Gigi: Have you seen my grandson, who’s name goes by John?
Everyone on Mooney cross country: Yeah John!
Definition 2: Dj (Terrance) Blakeley: Hey John, things are looking a bit silly today, aren’t they a John.
John: Things are looking honestly pretty good today xD! Lol
Everyone on Mooney cross country: Yeah John!
Definition 2: Dj (Terrance) Blakeley: Hey John, things are looking a bit silly today, aren’t they a John.
John: Things are looking honestly pretty good today xD! Lol
by Donovan Bee May 19, 2022
Get the Johnmug. An infinitely talented and multi-faceted individual. This creature tends to avoid j0ck-like activities such as drugs, alcohol and sports, but he is a hidden gem of wonderful fun. He is a, generally, level headed person but when the pressure builds up and he has to make a choice again thats when things get tricky. Overall a 'John' is a great man that anyone would be lucky to meet at least once in their ephemeral lives.
did you see John the other day? he rolled the dice and got two sixes...hes the fucking man! i love him!
by jacketoes December 14, 2010
Get the Johnmug. by KDGD April 28, 2017
Get the JOHNmug. John is a boy who has depression, he is caring. He realizes his mistakes in the world. If he were to die, he'd come back as a doggo. He loves sports, soccer and baseball. He's tall and has tanish skin, brown hair and brown eyes, he weighs the average for his age. When he loses friends from mistakes, he makes new ones and they're better. So overall John's life sucks but he gets through it everyday. This is John.
by Archy_Subb June 7, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A honest guy, you can't help but fall in love with. He's hilarious and can handle your crazy. Most beautiful eyes you'll ever see, and the nicest man you can ever have
by Catalan January 28, 2017
Get the Johnmug. He's a very honest person, says how it is.His personality is unlike any other, he's super outgoing, kindhearted, funny, intelligent, and he's incrediblely handsome.He has every amazing quality.He's caring, loving, affectionate, compassionate and loyal.He's a man of his word.He'll always be there for you no matter what.He is supportive and understanding. He's a deep thinker, see's things with more meaning than just what it is. A man of little words, but when he does have something to say it is truly genuine, and it comes from the heart. But majority of the time he can be very sarcastic. He has a stare that will melt your heart. His beautiful green eyes will leave you in a trance and take your breathe away. He has the greatest smile in the world. His hugs make you feel safe and comfortable, you'll never want to let him go. His kisses are passionate and gentle it'll leave you wanting more. Being in the presence of him, is the greatest feeling ever. He will never fail to make you smile and laugh. He loves all music, except country. But he'll tolerate it if you listen to it. He has an old soul, as he would say. He is a gentleman, very respectful and modest. You will just admire everything about him.Once you get to know him, he is the most amazing man you will ever meet. If you are ever so lucky to know a John, be thankful to have him in your life. BUT, if you are ever sooo sooo lucky to fall in love with this man..be forever grateful.
by Nothisgirlfriend August 21, 2017
Get the Johnmug.