jewtang

a dirty stingy stinky jewish cunt

Steve is being a huge jewtang by not giving us money for weed

by Rabbi Stinge July 8, 2007

jestatic

the sensation one gets when one is rubbed with a mushroom.

My head was completely jestatic when I returned home from a walk in the woods.

by mesacarvin July 3, 2008

jewtant

A Jew or a person who has become Jewish, that becomes stereotypically more and more infatuated with money/law school/or pharmaceuticals, and morphs into a figure of large muscular mass and tall stature.

Liberals may find the word jewtant offensive.

He turned into a jewtant.

by Alexmanvoobington September 10, 2016

Jewsian

A Jewish Asian

That Asian girl in our English class is really a Jewsian

by Disrespecctted March 2, 2018

Jewta

Jewish whore

Paul tried to score some hot ass but all he could get was a cheap Jewta

by CottageGuy November 26, 2020

Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.

I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

jewshan

Not many words describe this man except inspirational, everyone adores him and whoever doesn't is jealous. He also is a pro at brawlhalla and three stocks everyone expect thelegend27, he's too good. Finally, never challenge this man in the field of hentai, he sees all and knows all.

Neighbour: hey kid you got an anime to recommend
Jewshan: my friend have you ever heard of bible black
Neighbour and Jewshan: *temptation*

by kroissantman March 4, 2021